scottcuntsick:

if u can’t afford a pizza u can’t afford me

(via gnarly)

evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

(via gnarly)

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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

(via guy)

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420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

(via jealousjellydonuts)

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cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye

(Source: my-jane-doe, via stability)

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